Dogtology: A Humorous Exploration Of Man’s Fur-ocious Devotion To Dogs
by Jeff Lazarus /
2017 / English / EPUB
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Chew on this. As humans, we have a deep need to believe . . . a
need to relate to something greater and more ideal than ourselves.
Perhaps that’s why so many millions believe in Dog. Man’s devotion
to Dog has come to rival the great -isms and -ologies of the world.
This thing has gone way beyond a hobby.
Chew on this. As humans, we have a deep need to believe . . . a
need to relate to something greater and more ideal than ourselves.
Perhaps that’s why so many millions believe in Dog. Man’s devotion
to Dog has come to rival the great -isms and -ologies of the world.
This thing has gone way beyond a hobby.
We may not literally worship dogs, but we come
We may not literally worship dogs, but we comepawfully
pawfully
close. This rabid reverence for Rover has a name: Dogtology.
Dogtology is for the dog lover who has bailed on a date because
they didn’t want Twinkles to be left home alone. It is for the
human whose dog owns a more festive holiday wardrobe than they do,
whose pups dine on free-range bison burgers while they live off
ramen, or whose smartphones have more photos of their dog than of
the humans in their family. In this sacred dogtrine, the case is
made that Dogtology has become a bone-a-fide belief system on par
with the world’s great philosophies and religions.
close. This rabid reverence for Rover has a name: Dogtology.
Dogtology is for the dog lover who has bailed on a date because
they didn’t want Twinkles to be left home alone. It is for the
human whose dog owns a more festive holiday wardrobe than they do,
whose pups dine on free-range bison burgers while they live off
ramen, or whose smartphones have more photos of their dog than of
the humans in their family. In this sacred dogtrine, the case is
made that Dogtology has become a bone-a-fide belief system on par
with the world’s great philosophies and religions.