Housebroken: Confessions Of A Stay-at-home Dad
by David Eddie /
2003 / English / EPUB
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Once, David Eddie was a freewheeling comic novelist. Then, after years of slow-roasting in Bachelor Hell, Mr. Eddie met Ms. Right-who delivered an ultimatum on her thirtieth birthday: "Fertilize my eggs within the next three years, or pack your bags."
Housebroken is the shocking true story of one man's painfully funny evolution from single cad to stay-at-home dad-from man-about-town to man-of-the-house. In his own words, Eddie describes how a bachelor who never kept anything in the fridge but condiments and beer actually learns to cook for the whole family. In vivid detail, he shows how a man who let ashtrays flow over and dishes stack up for months on end can miraculously clean the house. In charge of a child, he comes up with logical reasons why every parent should rope-a-dope the kid. And within a three-block radius of his house, he somehow manages to find adventureOnce, David Eddie was a freewheeling comic novelist. Then, after years of slow-roasting in Bachelor Hell, Mr. Eddie met Ms. Right-who delivered an ultimatum on her thirtieth birthday: "Fertilize my eggs within the next three years, or pack your bags."
Housebroken is the shocking true story of one man's painfully funny evolution from single cad to stay-at-home dad-from man-about-town to man-of-the-house. In his own words, Eddie describes how a bachelor who never kept anything in the fridge but condiments and beer actually learns to cook for the whole family. In vivid detail, he shows how a man who let ashtrays flow over and dishes stack up for months on end can miraculously clean the house. In charge of a child, he comes up with logical reasons why every parent should rope-a-dope the kid. And within a three-block radius of his house, he somehow manages to find adventure.
