Sleep Talkin' Man
by Karen Slavick-Lennard /
2013 / English / PDF
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Karen Slavick met Adam Lennard in 1991 on a kibbutz in Israel, where he declared his love for her by passing out in her bed while he waited for her to return from a midnight swim. Understandably, she never forgot him. Over a decade later, they rekindled their romance and marriedbut then he fell asleep again, and all hell broke loose. Though hes a romantic and mild-mannered Englishman by day, Adam quickly morphs into the uproariously foul-mouthed, vegetarian-hating, wildlife-obsessed character beloved by millions as Sleep Talkin Man, and Karen has the audio tapes to prove it. Among Adams greatest hits:
-Squid wrestling: all tentacles and no substance.
-Back off, Robin. Batman is my b*tch now.
-Dont you give me those puppy eyes. Put em back. Puppy needs them.
-The carrots are winning! Damn those parsnips and their stupid infighting.
-Flowers for the lovers, schnapps for the thinkers, death to the vegetarians.
-If that shark thinks its coming to bed for a cuddle, its got another thing coming.
-Thats right. Crme anglaise, mother f*cker.
These gems and more are interspersed with the fantastic conversations Karen and Adam have when he wakes, in which he attempts to interpret for Sleep Talkin Man, and stories that recount how love can bloomeven when your beloved is a nocturnal maniac. By turns crude and charming, Sleep Talkin' Man is a hilariously candid journey into one mans dreamland.
