The Day Of The Donald: Trump Trumps America!
by Andrew Shaffer /
2016 / English / PDF
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[Read by Tom Taylorson]
[Read by Tom Taylorson]The Day of the Donald
The Day of the Donald is a hilariously hair-raising
look at the (possible) future of America.
is a hilariously hair-raising
look at the (possible) future of America.
Summer 2018. Two years into President Donald J. Trump's first term
in office, America has never been greater. The Even Greater Wall
along the Mexican border is under construction, paid for by Mexico.
Americans have more money in their pockets, thanks to lower taxes
and the president's creative money-raising strategies. Who else
would have thought to pay for FEMA's budget by suing the Catholic
Church over property damage caused by acts of God? And while
Trump's detractors may call him a tyrant, the American people love
bullies when the victim is Congress: every time they impeach the
president, his approval rating skyrockets.
Summer 2018. Two years into President Donald J. Trump's first term
in office, America has never been greater. The Even Greater Wall
along the Mexican border is under construction, paid for by Mexico.
Americans have more money in their pockets, thanks to lower taxes
and the president's creative money-raising strategies. Who else
would have thought to pay for FEMA's budget by suing the Catholic
Church over property damage caused by acts of God? And while
Trump's detractors may call him a tyrant, the American people love
bullies when the victim is Congress: every time they impeach the
president, his approval rating skyrockets.
Ever conscious of his hugely important historical legacy, The
Donald plucks disgraced tabloid reporter Jimmie Bernwood -- the man
responsible for publishing the infamous Ted Cruz sex tape -- from
the depths of anonymity to become his official biographer, giving
him enviable access to the gold-plated White House and all of its
secrets.
Ever conscious of his hugely important historical legacy, The
Donald plucks disgraced tabloid reporter Jimmie Bernwood -- the man
responsible for publishing the infamous Ted Cruz sex tape -- from
the depths of anonymity to become his official biographer, giving
him enviable access to the gold-plated White House and all of its
secrets.
When Trump's previous biographer turns up dead, Bernwood must do
some real investigative reporting, get to the bottom of a long
series of murders -- and, if it's absolutely unavoidable, save the
country.
When Trump's previous biographer turns up dead, Bernwood must do
some real investigative reporting, get to the bottom of a long
series of murders -- and, if it's absolutely unavoidable, save the
country.