I'm Fine...and Other Lies
by Whitney Cummings /
2017 / English / EPUB
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“Whitney Cummings has written a book about being, well, not
fine—and what to do when you find yourself with brutal anxiety and
a co-dependency disorder; all in her trademark wit, humor, and
honesty. This book, however, is fine as hell.”—Sophia Amoruso,
author of
“Whitney Cummings has written a book about being, well, not
fine—and what to do when you find yourself with brutal anxiety and
a co-dependency disorder; all in her trademark wit, humor, and
honesty. This book, however, is fine as hell.”—Sophia Amoruso,
author of#Girlboss
#Girlboss“The funniest cry for help you'll read this year.”—BJ
Novak
“The funniest cry for help you'll read this year.”—BJ
Novak
Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page....I presume if
you’re reading this it means you either need more encouragement to
buy it or we used to date and you’re trying to figure out if you
should sue me or not.
Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page....I presume if
you’re reading this it means you either need more encouragement to
buy it or we used to date and you’re trying to figure out if you
should sue me or not.
Here are all the stories and mistakes I’ve made that were way too
embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but
thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so
I don’t have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my
self-esteem. This book contains some delicious schadenfreude in
which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder
while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending
my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn
back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair. In
addition to hoarding mortifying situations that’ll make you feel
way better about your choices, I’ve also accumulated a lot of
knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and psychopaths, which
can probably help you avoid making the same mistakes I’ve made.
Think of this book as everything you’d want from the Internet all
in one place, except without the constant distractions of ads,
online shopping, and porn.
Here are all the stories and mistakes I’ve made that were way too
embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but
thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so
I don’t have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my
self-esteem. This book contains some delicious schadenfreude in
which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder
while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending
my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn
back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair. In
addition to hoarding mortifying situations that’ll make you feel
way better about your choices, I’ve also accumulated a lot of
knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and psychopaths, which
can probably help you avoid making the same mistakes I’ve made.
Think of this book as everything you’d want from the Internet all
in one place, except without the constant distractions of ads,
online shopping, and porn.
I’m not sure what else to say to say, except that you should buy it
if you want to laugh and learn how to stop being crazy. And if we
used to date, see you in court.
I’m not sure what else to say to say, except that you should buy it
if you want to laugh and learn how to stop being crazy. And if we
used to date, see you in court.